Wonka Applications Now Open

Great Britain


British residents can now enter a lottery for free tickets to the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Buckingham Palace Concert here. Caution: May Contain Cliff Richard. It’s organised by Gary Barlow, who has now undergone a remarkable transformation from Boy-Band Sex Toy to the Vicar of Stiffkey.

7 comments on “Wonka Applications Now Open”

  1. Helen Martin says:

    Imagine winning one. Imagine John May winning one. or Arthur Bryant. Imagine what might happen around that event. Ooh, ooh.

  2. Gretta says:

    He does look alarmingly Vicar-ish, doesn’t he? The stubble ruins the effect a little, but his hair really does look like his mother did it with a wet comb. And a pocket square, to boot. Blimey.

  3. Alan Morgan says:

    He looks like he’ll cut your face for a tanner, albeit during the Blitz.

  4. Marc says:

    That looks distressingly like a combover. And, for one who is meant to be at home on a stage, he hasn’t half got a posed for the camera look about him.

  5. Alan G says:

    That HAS to be a rug.

  6. Nikki-ann says:

    Alan G – It’s definitely not a rug, haven’t you seen his bald patch at the back?!

    Anyway, no dissing Mr Barlow… I think he’s a bit of alright meself!

  7. harriet connides says:

    Humm…Mr Barlow chewed on by a lion? Can we be that lucky?

    Perhaps such a fate could be loosed on the executives that decide to feed us a constant diet of TV drivel.

    Sat next to a person in pixie boots and a terrible looks-like-a-bad- toopee haircut at a Emily Portman gig recently. Found out that he worked for Endemol, ( bringers to the masses of Big Brother), when, during the interval, he proceeded to loudly tell his mates about his new reality quiz show. Right, so you are making crap to feed to us riff raff while you yourself are attending a sublime folk concert.

    Bring on the Revolution!

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