How Horrible People Pass The Time

Media

I don’t usually cover celebrity rubbish, but this one’s a gem. Take a look at this lot; they’re the people students should really be complaining about.

I think my brother’s wedding cost about £600. It was lovely, and everyone there was full of joy. By contrast, Bernie Ecclestone, the Formula One Chief Executive, managed to spend £12 million marrying off his daughter to the dodgy looking greaseball on the right without realising it. He fell out with Mrs Ecclestone, the giantess on the left, over the cost of the drinks, which included Chateau Petrus wine at £4,000 a bottle. As a result, his ex-wife ran up a massive bill without telling him.

The wedding had performances by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra and the Black Eyed Peas (they could have had four lights on a stick and a local DJ playing ‘Hi Ho Silver Lining’). Ecclestone’s elder daughter has a £70,000 shoe collection which includes 100 pairs of Christian Louboutin heels. Her £45million home has a car turntable so that she does not need to reverse her Ferrari out of the driveway.

I’d love to meet her, just to find out if she’s ever been into a corner store to buy a packet of ginger nuts and a scratchcard.

3 comments on “How Horrible People Pass The Time”

  1. J F Norris says:

    Thanks for a great Friday morning laugh! I love a skewering of the filthy rich. When people ask me for the definition of obscene I always talk about this kind of nauseating display of wealth.

  2. Patrick says:

    You know, it’s always astounding for me to find out how stupidly money can be thrown away. Do people really need 12 cars, six houses and a million dollars’ worth of shoes? (The worst is when people who have never done anything worthwhile in their lives have enough money to throw around like that.)

  3. Gretta says:

    I shall add these peeps to the list(along with that dreadful Kardashian woman) of reasons why it’s not Gay peeps who are ‘ruining the sanctity of marriage.’

Comments are closed.

Posted In

Related Posts