One Day Your Plinth Will Come

London
A plinth yesterday

A plinth yesterday

Ah yes, the fourth plinth in London’s Trafalgar Square – what to put on it? The obvious answer is another lion, or perhaps a modern-day variant, something more in keeping with our tacky times, like this.

A Chicken-Poodle

A Humiliated Poodle

Or how about a public pillory for shamed media figures? The possibilities are endless.

Wouldn't you like to throw cabbages at Jonathan Ross?

Wouldn't you like to throw cabbages at Jonathan Ross?

No, we are to have people standing there for an hour at a time. Which is fine, but I don’t think they should have a safety net. They should be smart enough to stay up there without falling off. Any ideas what else could go on the fourth plinth that represents modern London? Post here!

2 comments on “One Day Your Plinth Will Come”

  1. I.A.M. says:

    Wasn’t there some idiot who stood there in some cold month without any clothes? Why not that? It could be used as a sort of pillory, with the state providing tomatoes and/or eggs.

    Anything but that damned dog (if it has any canine left in it)!

  2. Kevin Etheridge says:

    Hi Chris…..

    I have to say that this is a mild fate for Mr Ross……

    Sorry, but the guy is a total overpaid tosser……18 Mil…….yeah right.

    I stood in Forbidden Plamet about 10 years ago and watched him in action.

    A guy approached him and said ‘Hi Mr Ross, could I have an autograph please?’

    Our Mr Ross turned around and said ‘I am busy and it’s my lunch, so NO’

    and barged past the guy and me.

    For a guy who bangs on about comics and fans of on Tv, he is doing a real PR job all round. NOT !

    Here’s hoping he is not on Comic Relief next Friday……….unless he wants to apologise on live Tv for pissing off comic fans…..and that guy………years ago…….which I doubt he’ll do……

    Best

    Kevin

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