Fear The Baby Cake


The chef in my partner’s office kindly baked a cake for a woman about to go on maternity leave. Apart from being terrifyingly enormous, it appears to be dripping blood from its fingers and toes, and presumably does not look too attractive with several slices sawn out of its head. For more disturbing habits of British cooks, see ‘Paperboy’ Chapter 10.

2 comments on “Fear The Baby Cake”

  1. Steve says:

    I had often wondered exactly what Rosemary’s Baby actually looked like…..”He has his father’s eyes!”……fortunately for the world at large, they are not visible…
    I’ve heard from a lot of folks who should know that “British cooks” is an oxymoron.

  2. helen durant says:

    was it baby Nigella?

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