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Christopher Fowler
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'I say, sir, a missive from the Royal Mail has arrived for you from a Ms Maggie Armitage. It appears to have been up a dead bear's bum. Perhaps the sender has been incarcerated for many years and managed to smuggle it out to you. It smells of chewing gum and Toilet Duck.' 'Pray read it to me, Walter, then draw me a bath, the better to exude last night's intake of champagne.' 'Very well, sir. I'm…
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