Hunting Lions In London

There are so many books about London that collecting them is not only an expensive hobby, but likely to push you out of your home – you’ll be needing an aircraft hangar if you’re planning to start collecting them. Rootling about in my London collection tonight, I came across this gem of a book. Inside […]

London’s Ugliest Buildings

Lest anyone who hasn’t visited London thinks the city is filled with wonderful architecture, take a look at Nicholas Grimshaw’s Sainsbury building in Camden. Incredibly, this is the glamourous side; the back looks like a run-down concentration camp, and is now faced by ‘luxury apartments’ whose buyers will have wonderful views of the corrugated steel […]

A Man’s Home Is His Castle

I took this photograph yesterday in Baron’s Court, London. I’m guessing this homeowner wanted to go a bit Roman with his columns and have a rich marble effect going on, but couldn’t get his neighbour’s permission to do the other half of their shared column. The solution is probably agreeable to both sides, but doesn’t […]

St Valentine’s Special!

I think we should celebrate the day of love with something a little French. While poor old Madonna is making videos which involve everything short of firing bikini-clad polar bears out of cannons, her French equivalent shows how to make a sexy pop video with the aid of, well, nothing except more and more of […]

The Great Book Hunt – Two

As before, books hidden in a London location for you to claim. Here’s the spot – a coffee shop in King’s Cross that serves the best Italian coffee this side of Milan. Two signed and dated editions of Bryant & May books can be found here on Friday 6th February. Ask Mario or Enzo if […]

Let’s Have A Song!

It’s been a while since we had a sing-a-long, although I defy anyone to sing along with The Avalanches. Here’s their supremely lo-fi, utterly barking, and scratched-to-the-max vid ‘Frontier Psychiatrist’. The whole album’s like this. You need a lie-down afterwards.

Moriarty, Holmes Back In London

Walking through the deserted, snowbound city yesterday on my way to a radio interview, it felt more as if I had wandered into a time warp and emerged in 1885. Apart from a few buried cars, there was little to date the surrounding streets, and the few people I saw wore hats and passed a […]

Suddenly It’s The 1970s!

Wildcat strikes across the nation, workers complaining about immigrant labour, no transport running, industry paralysed – did we suddenly get hurled back into the past? The next thing you know, the Black & White Minstrels will be back on TV. Then we’ll know we’re dead and have gone to Hell. Actually, when I turn on […]

Fear The Baby Cake

The chef in my partner’s office kindly baked a cake for a woman about to go on maternity leave. Apart from being terrifyingly enormous, it appears to be dripping blood from its fingers and toes, and presumably does not look too attractive with several slices sawn out of its head. For more disturbing habits of […]

Read This!

Something has gone wonderfully wrong with British book awards this year. It seems that the winners and nominees are being chosen not just by subject, craft and style but by readability. For the first time in years I romped through the Man Booker prizewinner. ‘White Tiger’ by Avarind Adiga, is a thrilling, almost pulpy choice […]