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The Perfect Gentleman

I first met George Baker because I was doing a TV commercial about Santa Claus. I had this silly idea that a top people’s Santa would have handmade red suits and would not come down a dirty old chimney but arrive in a Rolls Royce, so I had a very expensive suit handmade for him [...]

The Horror of English Humour

English newspapers have a habit of producing rather good TV critics. Clive James, Victor Lewis-Smith and Charlie Brooker have all managed to produce regular columns that balance the odd insight with cruel hilarity, so I was pleased to read Heidi Stephens’ Guardian blog on the bottom-feeding entrants to the Big Brother house, the thing that [...]

The Strangest TV Show Ever Made

Where do you get your ideas from?
Writers are frequently asked about the origins of their imagination. I grew up in the sixties, when creativity was king and demographics had yet to take a grip on writing. There was a lot of experimental work in the arts, not all of it successful, and as the decade [...]

Lady For Sale

Lady Penelope, the Thunderbirds agent with the whispery voice and vulgar accessories, is being flogged off by Bonhams the auctioneers. She’s expected to fetch a few bob, being an icon and all. Tragically, Working Title ballsed up the film version, having had years to get the thing right, but to some of us she will [...]

How To Be Taken Seriously

I love the dark English sense of humour, but for a writer it can prove fatal.

Humour writing rarely wins awards, and can act as a deterrent to selling stories or novels. There’s a traditional attitude to film and book writing that says you can say or do anything if you say it seriously enough. [...]

Re:View - 'The Killing'

*No Spoilers*

How do you create a ‘talker’ you can’t talk about?

‘Is this any good?’ asked the girl at HMV as I bought the boxed set. ‘Everyone seems to be asking for it.’

This is the Danish TV thriller that was built almost entirely by word of mouth – certainly without much help from its broadcaster, who [...]