Blog / 2016

Christopher Fowler
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Observatory
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This year I resolve to read more novels of every kind, and to ignore all news articles featuring Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson and anyone else who has sought to undermine my country. This year I resolve to be kind to people of all creeds, colours and ages, and try to see the world from their viewpoint. This year I resolve to be happy, productive and more hardworking than ever because dammit, I love…
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Christopher Fowler
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London
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It's the end of 2016, and evidence of growing class separation is suddenly all around us. 'I ruined a goose last week,' said the lady behind me at the theatre. 'Then someone told me about this shop called Lidl. The most extraordinary place. They sell frozen geese. Do you know, it was every bit as good as the one from our village butcher, and a fraction of the price? Of course I can never tell…
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Christopher Fowler
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Film
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An extraordinary new documentary, '13th' from Netflix sheds light on a little-understood loophole in the US Constitution. The 13th Amendment says that there will be no slavery except for those convicted of a crime. The clause allowed for involuntary servitude to be used as a punishment in the aftermath of the Civil War. America comprises just 5% of the world's population but holds 25% of the world…
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Christopher Fowler
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Reading & Writing
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James Hadley Chase supposedly wrote the bestseller 'No Orchids For Miss Blandish' on a flight. Edgar Wallace could write a book in a day. Virginia Andrews became such a successful pulp writer that the Inland Revenue declared her technically still alive after her death because she was still earning. It took John Kennedy Toole's mother to sell his (short) lifetime work 'A Confederacy Of Dunces'…
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Christopher Fowler
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The Arts
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Arthur Ward seemed an ordinary working class fellow with an interesting middle name (Sarsfield). He was born in Birmingham in 1883, where he grew up to become a civil servant. Early photographs are unassuming, but compare them to his later pictures, when he appears in a silk dressing gown, puffing on what looks like an opium pipe — what happened to transform the conventional Mr Ward? This is where…
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Christopher Fowler
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London
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St. Paul's Cathedral is an internationally recognised landmark in the London skyline. Since 1938 the City of London Corporation has operated a unique policy known as the 'St Paul's Heights' to protect views of the Cathedral from the South Bank, Thames bridges and certain other points. For more than seventy years this has worked perfectly and the corridors remained in place. Trees in Richmond Park…
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Christopher Fowler
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London
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I have a book somewhere of all London's stone lions, but there are many other carved creatures lurking around the eaves of the city. These include gryphons, dragons, elephants, sharks, unicorns, beavers, eagles, sphinxes, ants, mice, fish, grasshoppers, ships, angels, farmers, camels and something outside the Natural History Museum that looks like a pterodactyl. In some neighbourhoods houses which…
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Christopher Fowler
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Great Britain
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Here's more Christmas cheer for you from today's papers. Some of it may be apocryphal, ie. from the Daily Telegraph. London is on high alert for a terror attack. I live 500 yards from its epicentre. Apparently there's 'Christmas weather travel chaos' as storms batter Britain. Not in London. Of course we can't get anywhere in London anyway. No public transport runs on Christmas Day, unlike in the…
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Christopher Fowler
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Books
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...four horrendously creepy volumes of short stories. Because my award-winning 'Devil Quartet', Personal Demons, The Devil in Me, Old Devil Moon and Demonized are about to come out as e-books! Here you'll find out what happened to the cutlery of the Marquis de Sade, and how a thousand clocks must be wound before sunset every night. You can…
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Christopher Fowler
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London
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M'Lud, I am here to argue that our country is still as eccentric as it always was, and in some cases considerably more so. I will now submit my evidence. The Winter Solstice, time for Pagans, Druids and other mentally disenfranchised loners to head to Stonehenge to mumble about ley lines, past-life regression, homeopathy and other discredited rubbish did not let us down this year. Hurrah to them…
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