Blog From The Bog 1: James Bond And The Creeping Landlord

The Arts

I have now accumulated a pretty high number of blog entries, considering this site is run by one bloke armed with a Mac and a bookshelf – its volume comes from a/blogging every day and b/ the insomnia that kicks me awake at five each morning, leaving me time to research/write such things. Thinking of the website as an old cupboard through which you can rummage and find something at the back you’re convinced you’ve never seen before, I thought I’d run an occasional past column which highlights a blog previously lost in the realms of old posts, less a Cabinet of Curiosities than a Dead Letter Box of Peculiarities.

Here’s one March 2013 from about fairings.

Had you lived in the latter half of the 19th century and gone to an English fair, you might have tried your luck with a sideshow game and won a trinket, a little china figure now referred to as a Fairing. These Fairings were mostly about 3.5″ long and about 2.5″ deep and 3″ tall, mounted on a rectangular base. Each one, and there were over 400 different varieties, depicted a comic scene either of risqué courtship and marriage, parenthood, politics, war, children and sometimes animals behaving as children. Some of them were quite creepy, like this one – ‘The Landlord In Love’.

p7018272When I moved house I found one behind some books called ‘Two In The Morning’, which featured a drunk husband falling over the end of a bed as he tries to come in quietly, not realising his wife is awake and about to hit him. Unfortunately, in the complicated move of two households, it vanished. There are great ones of horrible dentists, disturbed sleepers and drunk barbers, often in violently animated poses, but I could only find a few tiny examples online. Eventually these strange little tableaux were changed to chalk, and the practice of making fairings in coloured chalks continued until well into the 1970s.

Now they’ve all gone – as indeed largely have funfairs themselves – but the fairings have become very collectable. They were manufactured mostly in Germany by Conta & Boehme of Poessneck, and had captions written in black script on the front of the base. Some had titles such as ‘Last into bed puts out the light’, ‘Twelve months after marriage’ and ‘Shall we sleep first or how?’ There were lots of jokes about sex and drunkenness, and they got a bit ruder as the years passed.

p7018213p7018238I remember seeing these things everywhere when I was a kid, especially china beer bottles printed with odd ditties like this:

‘I’ve been doing some serious thinking,

And a thought has just popped in my head:

If you don’t have a drink when you’re living

You’ll have a Hell of a job when you’re dead’.

One of the most of all popular fairings, a little white china ornament of a British bulldog draped in a Union Jack (sometimes seen smoking a cigar in later versions to resemble Sir Winston Churchill) made it’s way onto M’s desk in ‘Skyfall’, and Royal Doulton Mint reproduced them because of popular demand. They’ve now all sold out.

DOG-Bulldog-Union-Jack-Medium

 

 

 

3 comments on “Blog From The Bog 1: James Bond And The Creeping Landlord”

  1. Charles says:

    “Thinking of the website as an old cupboard through which you can rummage and find something at the back you’re convinced you’ve never seen before…”

    Ha, I know that feeling! Or looking through my bookshelf… where did this book come from? Did I buy it?

  2. J. Folgard says:

    It was a pleasure reading about those little oddities the first time and it’s a joy seeing this again. Thanks admin!

  3. Fiona says:

    My parents have a couple of them as they collected them. I once had one of a child on a chamber pot but it got broken. Real shame!

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