Yes, it’s that time when we all go a bit bonkers and put on stupid clothes – erm, except it’s not, it’s miserable out and the only laugh you’re likely to get is from going along to London Fashion Week for Men and seeing these ‘hot’ upcoming clothing styles. The first designers have this to say about their clothes. ‘Our muse this season is Alexander George Thynn, seventh Marquess of Bath. We’ve also been inspired by farmers and badger culling.’
Personally I think the look is closer to ‘Thora Hird Attempts To Escape From Old Folks’ Home Disguised as Nerd’ or possibly ‘Dinnerladies Returns with New Cast Member’, but I’m not very cutting-edge in the togs department.