This thing went down the Thames yesterday. So the Thames became a giant bathtub.
I remember there was once a small nightclub next to The Fridge, the famous Brixton club, called The Freezer. Then they opened a lounge bar called The Oven. A poster for the bar read: ‘Visit The Oven. It’s next to The Fridge, below The Freezer.’ This has the same effect. It was something to do with making London more fun. Actually if London was much more fun right now I’d be close to death. Enough with the fun until after the Christmas season, please!