Here’s a tip: If you’re going to spam someone in English, try to make it look vaguely like you use English as a first or even second language.
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It didn’t help that the URL was ‘Pornmix’. Before there was Spamglish – I’m assuming that’s the correct word as it’s too much to hope that I’m the only one who ever thought of it – there was Tony Hancock in ‘The Radio Ham’, talking to an operator in Tokyo.
HANCOCK: “How’s the weather there? ‘It – is – are – not – raining’. Oh yes, very good, it is are not raining here also.”
Meanwhile, I arrived at my hotel tonight in Barcelona filled with a horrible cold and feeling utterly exhausted, having had virtually no sleep in two days, only to be told by the concierge:
‘We hope you will be very happy here except tonight, when it will be very loud I think. It is the Fiesta of San Juan and there will be many bonfires outside your room, and also explosions. Then everyone throws themselves into the sea at midnight for luck. All people are doing this, even babies. No sleep for you tonight!’
She was right. They’re going mad outside tonight, hurling bombshell fireworks at each other and burning giant red devils. No wonder the economy’s in a mess – nobody gets enough sleep!