Sod The Staycation
Friends have asked me why I would go to Jerez (see columns passim) for a weekend when it’s so awkward to get to – there’s only one flight on the revolting Ryanair, or else you have to change in Madrid – but I think it’s one of the best-kept secret destinations in Europe. There are virtually no tourists at all, and the event is free. While Dame Stephen Fry is attempting to get us all to staycation in England (it actually snowed here in London yesterday), wouldn’t you rather be somewhere nice? This is some rough footage compiled by our friend Ross the magician. Warning; Those of a sensitive nature may wish to skip the middle bit, which is NSFW, assuming you work in a vegetarian cafe sexing lettuces or something.