This is a Choccywoccydoodah cake that could kill you a/ if you tried to eat it alone, b/ if it fell on you. The extraordinary Brighton cake-makers build towering sculpted beauties that can feature just about anything – I’ve got my eye on their fantastic Hallowe’en skulls – from a one-person cupcake to a 300-portion cakezilla.
Not only are they cutting-edge cool but they taste bloody amazing and stay fresh for up to ten days. Oh, and they do mail order too. Since Floris left London, nobody has picked up the fantasy-chocolate thing in quite the same way as this company. Having just tried a slice of a friend’s cake, I’m still in a state of sugar-rush. Speeds up my typing, though!