Things You Don’t Want On The Interweb
Tired of Charlie Sheen clogging up your interweb browsing? Try the new Sheenaway removal system here that blocks all mention of the poor drug-addled babblehead appearing on your ‘puter.
Hopefully there will soon also be one that blocks Justin Bieber, and the mentally ill fan who called me a ‘Faggit’ and threatened to kill me on this site yesterday. Yes, you, I am ‘disrespectin’ you (waves two welded-together fingers down around head) and your tragic pursuit of the prepubescent nano-second fame-moth.
While I’m on the subject of ‘Things I could do without’, how about the endless comments from spammers disguised as real comments which I have to block every day?
A typical one will run like this. ‘I really admire this website. You must tell me how you post such perfect excellent things as this. I must find good things on your site daily.’ The peculiar sentence structure coupled with the non-specific references are a giveaway. Sometimes they actually ask me to tell them how to get rid of spam.
Apart from that I’m very happy, thank you.