Remember the Scumbag Steve stuff? (Come on, it was like, two whole weeks ago!). The spinoffs are gathering apace. How long before you find the book sitting at an outlet counter? Three weeks? A month? And the publishers are telling you they can’t bring out your book until NEXT YEAR? Liars!




I had to look this up, not knowing to what it referred. It’s quiet in the country. Also then and whilst I’m here what is the ‘interweb’, ‘noodles’ and ‘Tomb Raider’ – they’ve not made it up here yet but they sound thrillingly foreign.
So did I and enjoyed the Wikipedia article on memes. Richard Dawkins strikes again.