Perhaps We Should Make All MPs Do This

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Barking Tory (I mean her mental state, not the borough) Ann Widdecombe’s appearance on ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ or whatever it’s called is probably the most inept and shameful thing a politician has ever done in public.

And here I’m including David ‘Minger’ Mellor’s affair with Antonia De Sanchez, who described his lovemaking technique as ‘like having a wardrobe fall on top of you with the key sticking out of it’.

I thought the basic tenet of SCD was to display the timeless elegance of terpsichore, not having to drag about a sack of potatoes dressed like a circus clown.

One comment on “Perhaps We Should Make All MPs Do This”

  1. Anne Fernie says:

    I think the ‘wardrobe/key’ quip was made originally by an ex-girlfriend of the portly Tory MP Nicholas Soames many years ago. Still, it’s a good ‘un…….

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