The Election Reconsidered As A Slow Motion Car Crash
Oh man, you couldn’t make this stuff up – after Bigotgate comes a literal car crash event at the unveiling of the new Labour poster. Of course, none of these hi-jinks should have any effect on the election outcome, but it makes for an entertaining run-up. If only something more awful would happen to Balloon Man and the other one whose name I’ve already forgotten. The only thing I know is that, despite my eerily youthful appearance, I’ve been around long enough to see loads of elections, and the only thing that unites them all is their total failure to live up to their promise.