Let’s Have Some More Lists!
And while we’re on the subject, here are…
Eleven Things I never thought I’d live to see;
Water being sold for £1 a bottle under the label ‘Portable Hydration’.
A popular television show that consisted of uninteresting people bickering and sleeping.
Anti-Semitism returning after the horrors of the war.
Football being derailed by the players’ girlfriends’ affairs.
Space exploration ending at the Moon.
The astonishing panoply of Arabic culture being reduced to a few hate figures.
The proud celebration of stupidity (see posts passim).
Jeans hanging around your knees.
New-Gen Feminism: Screaming drunk girls dressed as angels, Miley Cyrus.
Handheld communication devices like on Star Trek, only better.
Bruce Forsyth outliving nearly all of my family.
Seven Things I Lived To Be Disappointed By:
Flat TV screen – still not exactly flat, are they?
The furniture on the space station in 2001 still looking more futuristic than what’s currently
available in Oxford Street.
Television; lots on, virtually nothing to watch.
The cool electric car
Little England mentality growing instead of vanishing
The Daily Express still being purchased (but by whom? Asylum inmates? Shepherds?)