‘Paperboy’, the hardback, has now sold out. The good news is that the paperback is only a few weeks away. The bad news is that it won’t have the end-papers of my notebooks in. One of the things I mentioned in the book is that I got to fulfil some pathetic schoolboy fantasies – writing a show, recording a (terrible, terrible) pop song, being in the Pan Books of Horror, standing in for James Bond and appearing in Batman comics as a villain.
I was turning out cupboards and found the vinyl single, which I promise you no-one will ever hear again. But I also found these, a Bond still and the Batman comic, for your amusement.